Friday, May 6, 2011

How To Stop Skype Mood Messages

Do you get a chat channel appearing and notifying you there is new content called "Mood Messages" in Skype?  This has been driving me insane for like 6 months because I'll usually stop what I'm doing to look at new skype messages, since I use it for work.  So you disrupt your work flow to look at the new message to find so and so has been idle for 30 minutes.  Great.

Every time I've attempted to solve it, I'd get more frustrated as apparently there's no option for it.  I would leave conversation, hide conversation, rename it, add it as a contact and delete it... it would seem to go away for a while, and so I'd forget.  But like a bad horror movie, IT WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK!

But I finally figured it out.  Once again, Mac is to blame. ;)

On Mac only, there is an easy setting to find under Preferences->General to disable mood messages as chat.  This is the most common solution you'll find if you go googling for it.  Not much help for PC users who are seeing this problem though, right?  Because there is no such option you can find anywhere in the PC options menus.  Yet it still happened.

So here's what was happening to me: I use Skype on both PC and Mac, but it's only occasionally active on the Mac.  Like a naive pre-1990 goose, I assumed that my PC options would control my PC experience.  However, when the Mac was on and Skype was running, it had the default setting for mood messages enabled, thus creating a chat channel and faithfully broadcasting all annoying mood updates to it.  This would in turn notify the PC client I had a new chat channel, and it would download the mirror of the chat being broadcast on the Mac client.  Disabling this option on the Mac client seems to have killed it.

I hope this little nugget of info is useful.  If I can reduce just one person's urge to kill, then it was worth it!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Attention Dogs! Don't Stick your Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

Apparently there is something nasty lurking in the rocks in our backyard.  Furgie has been investigating and today she paid the price.  Not sure if it was yellow jackets or spiders, but something nailed her hard this morning.  She had 2 huge swell ups in the last couple of days on her nose and her jowels, but they went away after a few hours.

This on the other hand... I have never seen anything like this.   Apparently the vet hadn't either because he walked in and exclaimed "OH MY GOD!!!" upon seeing her face.  It was a little bit scary as she was having trouble breathing from the swelling but she got some shots and is passing out now.

Check the pics and video below for the horror.

What Furgie looks like on a normal day...

Furgie at Breakfast time today... not too bad, just looked like she took a left hook.

2 hours later at the vet, her eyes were completely shut and her head was literally 3x its normal size. 

Every dog's worst nightmare... The Cone of Shame.
Taking a picture of a black dog who is freaking out and trying to scratch her face off was kind of difficult, the pics don't really do this justice.  I made a quick video which you can see a little more clearly how F'd up this is.

She's doing ok now, passed out from the shots the vet gave her.  However, I just spent an hour combing through every rock in our backyard and couldn't find a thing.  So whatever did this to her is still out there, and I'm sure like a good lab she'll learn her lesson and go right back to it again. :\

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Toot! Toot! Goes My Own Horn

Yours truly just ranked the #5 most influential person in MMOGs for 2010.  Sure it's just a scam to get 20 more people to buy the magazine, but let's ask the important question here. How many people on that list are also ranked top 5 in any Dance Central song? Answer: Just me, baby, just me.

As the beloved MacCoy would say in his adorable nordic/german-ish accent, "All ya'll haters better recognize!"  Actually I'm pretty sure the only reason I ranked in this list is because of the headshot I gave them:


PS- Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs, don't feel bad about being ranked so much lower than me. I know your companies are struggling, so I'm happy to give you guys advice on social gaming, marketing, business or like, whatever.

;)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Link: Will we ever get out of debt?

Great blog post by my buddy Mr. Hermann Peterscheck, amateur economist and opera singer.  Excerpt:

We tend to concentrate on the total debt (which has pretty much always gone up), but we rarely look at the debt as a percentage of GDP, which in my opinion is much more interesting. Just like your credit cards and student loans, how much debt you have is relative to your wealth and income.
Too bad American government isn't powered by rational thought.

Read his whole post at http://lifegame.typepad.com/lifegame/2011/02/will-we-ever-get-out-of-debt.html

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Now I know what a Creative Director looks like


Thanks facebook ad.  I've been doing it all wrong all these years with my jeans and t-shirts.  Apparently to be creative you have to look like Jonny Depp in a 3D movie.  I wonder how many pieces of flair is the bare minimum at this ad agency?

Consumer Disconnect and your Big Company

I just spent 5 minutes surfing around T-mobile.com looking for a way to report two simple bugs on the website.  It won't recognize my consulting email address of @glhf.biz, which is the way I pay for my phone service there.  Secondly, their easy pay sign up isn't working, and hasn't been for me for the last 3 months.  After trolling around, and getting constantly redirected into phone FAQs and then the forums (where I have to create an additional account on top of my already logged in account?!?), I gave up on trying to let this company know they had a problem in their software.

I mean seriously, t-mobile has no way that I could find to just shoot off a quick message "Hey this webpage is busted just FYI".  Think about the value that is lost in that fact.

Now I can imagine a business analyst or perhaps a consultant sitting somewhere in the pretzel and beer decorated hallways of T-mobile corporate sitting down and looking at conversion rates on their Easy Pay (automated payment) system.  Perhaps they are drawing conclusions that consumers just don't like automated bill paying.  Perhaps this further reduces resources for that system and team due to an analyst decision, thereby moving support away from something the consumer really does want.  Perhaps this is one of many factors that leads to overall customer dissatisfaction with a brand.

I don't know, but I know I wanted to help and I gave up trying so I could make this blog post and rant about it and hopefully make another penny on my google ads traffic!

So, companies playing in any service-oriented space, especially the big boys and I guess I'm looking at you T-mobile, ask yourself this:

  1. How easy are you making it for your consumers to express what they like and don't like about your product?  What percent of your consumer population will bother to call or take the trouble to register and post on a forum for issues large or small?
  2. How many barriers of entry before a consumer can access a touchpoint at your organization and have a voice?  Why not allow effortless fire-and-forget commenting at any time from your customers to your CS staff?  
  3. Why in the hell would you ask your customer to create and manage multiple sign ins to aspects of your service?
  4. How many problems are you failing to address, and more importantly how many opportunities are you missing everytime a casual consumer voice isn't heard?
But hey, the myTouch 4G is still pretty sweet.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Have you thanked your favorite teacher lately?

It's been almost 20 years since my 10th grade English class.  As I had a moment to reflect tonight, my tenth grade teacher left an unmistakable mark on my entire life and career in those 20 years.  I remember her not being a favorite at the time, but as the years have flown by, she stands out above so many forgotten names.  

So I just found her on facebook and wrote her a letter.  I thought sharing it here might inspire a few of you other yokels to do the same for one of your favorite teachers.  

(By the way, any of you RHS Raiders in that class remember those weird ass drawings posted on the wall?  "Da Lizard King likes Da Blue Bus" etc.?)

Dear Mrs. Hayes-

I am so happy to find you on Facebook!  I've thought of you often over the years and the difference you made in my life.

I'm not sure if you remember me, I was a student of yours at Rangeview back in the early 90s.  I just attended a parent info night at a local charter school, Westgate, as I consider where to enroll my oldest son in first grade next year.  The director was a passionate educator, with a philosophy of discovering gifts and talents in as many kids as possible.  She related several anecdotes from her experience, and discussed the many types of gifted children she came across.

Some of the classifications she noted included "underachiever" and "underground" kids.  This reminded me of you, as I recall you talking about smart kids sometimes.  You would point out how some kids would hide their smarts from the system so as to avoid insane expectations and stress, avoid getting additional work and avoid being labeled in uncomfortable ways in peer groups.

It was my senior year and I was no longer in your class.  I started in AP English that year but dropped it within a few weeks.  I don't really remember the exact reason except for a vague memory of not getting along with the AP teacher on some fundamental level.   I remember you hunting me down at my locker and refusing to let me snooze by in regular english class.  You wouldn't take no for an answer until I agreed to do an independent study research paper with you.

I agreed, but just to ruffle your feathers (because I knew you led a bible study group at the school), I picked the topic for my paper to be "Legalize Drugs".  Although I didn't know this at the time myself, I think this was a challenge from me to you to see how fair and committed you would really be.  May I say that you were all class, and objectively reviewed and edited my paper based on the facts and structures I proposed, without taking me to task for the opposite political stance I staked out.  I still have a copy of that paper today, I go back and read it once in a while.

Unfortunately, you created a monster that semester.  I now have an insatiable appetite for looking past the surface issues of any topic and a passion for researching everything.  I also have this incredibly annoying habit to push myself beyond what I think is just good enough.  This creates significant annoyance to my wife, colleagues and friends… that is, until I find something better than the easy/obvious choice of whatever topic is at hand.

So thank you Mrs. Hayes.  Thank you for never giving up on me even though you had no obligation to be my teacher that year.  Thank you for pushing me to do more than the educational system ever bothered to ask of me.  Thank you for igniting a fire in me that will never die.  I can only hope my three boys come across a teacher as unflinching and passionate as you were at some point in their life.

My sincerest wishes that you are happy in life and I hope you know what an impact you've had on certainly countless others like me.

Love,
-Ryan Seabury

Ps- I made cheat sheets for all your Word Wealth quizzes.  Funny thing is… by making the cheat sheets I pretty much learned all the vocabulary!  I have a feeling you knew this!